Deep down in our souls, every last one of us is a freak in the
sheets. Even if you can’t admit it, there’s something you want in bed
that you’re too afraid to ask for. Well, I think it’s time to let our
freak flags fly, kids.
It’s 2017, so grab your partner and take a seat because here’s the roundup of secret kinks for every sign in the zodiac.
ARIES: PUBLIC S3X
Aries are direct and impatient, willful and headstrong, and when they want something, they want it NOW. They view sex the same way they view everything else: It’s less about pleasure and more about feeding a primal survival need. Grab an Aries in the middle of brunch, and pull them into a bathroom while their friends are waiting on the bruschetta. The spontaneity of it will drive them insane.
Aries are direct and impatient, willful and headstrong, and when they want something, they want it NOW. They view sex the same way they view everything else: It’s less about pleasure and more about feeding a primal survival need. Grab an Aries in the middle of brunch, and pull them into a bathroom while their friends are waiting on the bruschetta. The spontaneity of it will drive them insane.
TAURUS: GETTING MESSY
Taurus is an earth sign, and while they might begin fooling around with classy candles and shag rugs, they’re not afraid to get dirty. More than anything, they want an experience that arouses all their senses. Before long, they’ll bring food into the bedroom, using chocolate, honey or whatever else they can find, and they push the line from there. If they feel comfortable enough to get really experimental, some of them could even get into golden showers or scat play. Nothing natural is foreign to them.
Taurus is an earth sign, and while they might begin fooling around with classy candles and shag rugs, they’re not afraid to get dirty. More than anything, they want an experience that arouses all their senses. Before long, they’ll bring food into the bedroom, using chocolate, honey or whatever else they can find, and they push the line from there. If they feel comfortable enough to get really experimental, some of them could even get into golden showers or scat play. Nothing natural is foreign to them.
GEMINI: CHANGING OF PACE
Gemini are the best at linguistics. They have a God-given gift for giving great head, they’re master communicators and they excel at witty dirty talk. They need constant mental stimulation, or they’ll get bored. So, they’ll prolong foreplay because they enjoy the possibility of it leading to sex sometimes more than the sex itself. Gemini are also more likely to be down with the idea of swapping partners because the variety it provides keeps them interested. If you love a Gemini, set them free.
Gemini are the best at linguistics. They have a God-given gift for giving great head, they’re master communicators and they excel at witty dirty talk. They need constant mental stimulation, or they’ll get bored. So, they’ll prolong foreplay because they enjoy the possibility of it leading to sex sometimes more than the sex itself. Gemini are also more likely to be down with the idea of swapping partners because the variety it provides keeps them interested. If you love a Gemini, set them free.
CANCER: ROLE PLAYING
Cancer is ruled by the fourth house in astrology, the house of home and family and the relationship with the mother. Most Cancers are gifted impressionists or actors, so if you give them a chance to play in the bedroom, they’ll go for it.
Cancer is ruled by the fourth house in astrology, the house of home and family and the relationship with the mother. Most Cancers are gifted impressionists or actors, so if you give them a chance to play in the bedroom, they’ll go for it.
LEO: OUTDOOR S3X
Leos are into an array of things, including the scent of vanilla,
gorgeous thick hair and strip-teasing, but nothing will get them going
like lying under their ruling planet, the sun, and going at it outdoors
in the summer heat. Any outdoor sex would be satisfying for a Leo, but
ultimately, they’d prefer something a little more regal, like on a
rooftop or on a balcony of a swanky hotel overlooking the ocean.
VIRGO: HUMILIATING S3X
Virgos act so perfect in the regular world, and they’re so judgmental of everyone else that expressing the shadow side of their personality in the bedroom — the side of themselves that feels like a loser who can’t do anything right — really gets them going. They’re also huge hypochondriacs, so a Virgo would also be down to play doctor if you have a stethoscope lying around that you could put up their butts.
Virgos act so perfect in the regular world, and they’re so judgmental of everyone else that expressing the shadow side of their personality in the bedroom — the side of themselves that feels like a loser who can’t do anything right — really gets them going. They’re also huge hypochondriacs, so a Virgo would also be down to play doctor if you have a stethoscope lying around that you could put up their butts.
Source:GreenNews
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