14 things only girls who never wear bras know to be true

1. You know what true freedom feels like. There is actually nothing better than a sunny day, walking down the street wearing a tank top, the gentle breeze gracing your breasts.

2. How annoying it is when people point out that you’re not wearing a bra. Thanks for noticing!

3. Enduring the inevitable nipple comments… Yes, those are my nipples and I am aware they might be a little bit visible. You see, I have this thing, it’s called a human body.

4. Feeling like hot shit when your nips pop out in just the right way. OK, the thing about nipples is they’re actually really sexy and sometimes the world just needs to know that.

5. How full your bank account is because you’re not wasting money on bras. JK, more money to spend on other things!

6. Accidental nip slips are a real problem. It comes with the territory, but you can make the best of it: Let’s make accidental nip slips the next big trend when it comes to flirting. You’re welcome.

7. You can low-key play with your boobs all day long. Boobs are fun and squishy and bouncy. Not wearing a bra gives you free rein to enjoy said squishy, bouncy fun all day long.

8. Always holding your boobs when you’re running. Since you don’t have any ~support~, you must hold your boobs while you run. While some people might think this is annoying, I think it’s fun. It’s like I’m protecting my two little babies.

9. The nipple chaffing when you wear a shirt made of the wrong fabric. Your breasts only deserve the finest fabrics, and when you deny them that privilege, they punish you with a nipple chafe. Holy crap, that pain is hard to recover from.

10. You don’t have to deal with guys awkwardly trying to take off your bra. Second base is so beautifully easy.

11. No underwire in your life, ever. If you’re trying to KonMari the noise out of your life, ditch the underwire, and never get jabbed by an unnecessary piece of metal ever again.

12. Getting your period is a blessing and a curse. They’re swollen and they hurt, but goddamn, do they look amazing!

13. You can take a peek at your boobs whenever you want. Boobs are the coolest and most beautiful things attached to your body. Looking at them is pretty cool and great.

14. It can be a political statement. It doesn’t have to be, but the women of the past burned their bras so we could be here, blissfully going braless, today.