A Man who lost his wife went to the nearest Police station to report the case. See conversation after cut
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Husband: Not slim, can be robust
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes
Inspector: Color of car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with
manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.......and...and...(starts sobbing)
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find ur car..
What do u think he was really looking for?
wife or car?
lol...
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