Friday, 22 April 2016

What do u think he was really looking for? wife or car?

A Man who lost his wife went to the nearest Police station to report the case. See conversation after cut
 
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back
 
Inspector: What is her height?
 
Husband: I never checked
 
Inspector: Slim or robust? 
 
Husband: Not slim, can be robust
 
Inspector: Color of eyes?
 
Husband: Never noticed
 
Inspector: Color of hair?
 
Husband: Changes according to season
 
Inspector: What was she wearing?
 
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit
 
Inspector: Was she driving?
 
Husband: Yes
 
Inspector: Color of car?
 
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with
manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.......and...and...(starts sobbing)
 
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find ur car..

What do u think he was really looking for?
wife or car?
lol...

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